I'm a huge fan of tattoos. I've got six, I plan on getting a few more, I love them on just about everyone. Unless they're stupid tattoos. I had this friend when I was younger who lost a bet, and so we paid for him to get a strip of bacon tattooed on his stomach. And I have to say, if I was about to hook up with a guy and there was a strip of sizzling bacon tattooed on his stomach? Deal breaker. No hooking up to be had.
So, basically what I'm saying is that these people will probably never get laid again.