I won't sully this blog with a picture of that whore.

I'm the first to admit that I'm sick of hearing about Michael Phelps and his medals, but I also admit that it's a pretty fucking amazing thing that he's accomplished. I could give a shit that JLo is training for a triathalon or something. But apparently, she thinks that she's more important than an actual athlete winning actual awards for his actual athleticism. Just like she had a bunch of demands - as in give me money demands - before she'd agree to appear on that 9/11 telethon that George Clooney organized days after the towers fell (they refused to pay her; she didn't appear). She's a bitch and I wish people would stop seeing her movies, buying her music/clothes/perfumes and going to her concerts so she'd just GO AWAY with that horrifying husband of hers.

Congratulations, JLo. You got me to write about Michael Phelps just like the rest of the world. I hope he starts winning medals in sports he's not even trained in just to show how much more awesome he is.