You can always count on Corey Feldman to be a douche

It's one thing that the actual Jackson brothers wore the sparkly gloves at the memorial service yesterday - at least that felt like the homage it intended to be - but Corey Feldman showing up looking like this:


...well. Doesn't he just come off like the attention whore that he is?

HAHA Beyonce sucks live

So, apparently when Beyonce performed on the Today show recently, she was basically lipsincing along with a pre-recorded track, but the mic was on for the sound board feed. And somehow Howard Stern got a recording of how Beyonce actually sounds when she sings and it. is. AMAZING.

Amazingly awful.



Seriously, everyone on American Idol is better than her.


ETA: Ok, so this was a hoax. I really wish it were true, but, it's not. Well played, guy from Connecticut.

Shut the fuck up, Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is considering making last week's plane crash into a movie.

Two words: Douche. Bag.







*I hate him. He doesn't get a picture in my blog.

I won't sully this blog with a picture of that whore.

I'm the first to admit that I'm sick of hearing about Michael Phelps and his medals, but I also admit that it's a pretty fucking amazing thing that he's accomplished. I could give a shit that JLo is training for a triathalon or something. But apparently, she thinks that she's more important than an actual athlete winning actual awards for his actual athleticism. Just like she had a bunch of demands - as in give me money demands - before she'd agree to appear on that 9/11 telethon that George Clooney organized days after the towers fell (they refused to pay her; she didn't appear). She's a bitch and I wish people would stop seeing her movies, buying her music/clothes/perfumes and going to her concerts so she'd just GO AWAY with that horrifying husband of hers.

Congratulations, JLo. You got me to write about Michael Phelps just like the rest of the world. I hope he starts winning medals in sports he's not even trained in just to show how much more awesome he is.