Why, JJ?! Why do you have to do this to me?!

Someday I'll just have to completely cave and admit that JJ Abrams achieved the impossible: he made me like Star Trek. A Star Trek that stars Chris So Fucking Beautiful It Should Be A Crime Pine and Simon Is Always Fucking Awesome Pegg. And that day will be the day I see this movie, I'm guessing. Because really, how ridiculously awesome is that trailer?