Roundup 4.

• Kelsey Grammer had a mild heart attack on Saturday in Hawaii. He was paddleboarding. Can someone tell me what the hell paddleboarding is?
• Shia LaBeouf now has an action figure, which I suppose means he's well on his way to becoming the superstar he deserves to be. Also, I missed this last week: Someone is selling a pair of Shia's underwear on Ebay. Um. ...I don't even know.
  
• I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Tropic Thunder probably won't be that good. And all of the stuff that Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr. are doing to promote it - appearing on American Idol, the MTV Movie Awards, etc. - aren't turning out to be all that funny either. But, I have to say that RDJ is freakin' hilarious in this "viral video" thingy that they put together for MTV. Take a look:
• • MTV
  • Music Videos
  • MTV Shows
  • Entertainment News
• You know I love John Mayer. Look at this t-shirt:
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• But...is this really his car? I hope he got it to be funny.
• It might be too early to know for sure, but it's looking like Barack Obama is getting the Democratic Nomination over Hillary Clinton. (Yes, I follow politics!)
  

I heart John Mayer

John Mayer has a gorgeous voice. He is a guitar hero. He's tall. Sometimes hot. But, what you might not know, is that John Mayer is a fucking comedian. Watch these videos. And love him like I do.

The Anatomy of Song Writing


John Mayer Has a TV Show
(Part 1)


(Part 2)


And this happened:


Even when he knows shit about baseball, he's still comic gold.