This seems to be true

According to just about every gossip and non gossip site out there, Tom Brady and Gisele got married in a private surprise ceremony on Thursday. Their engagement was rumored and debunked so many times that I'm hesitant to believe this, but if Tom's high school football coach says it, it must be, right?

Congrats if it's real, you ridiculously beautiful couple. Now, enjoy the honeymoon so Tommy can get back on the field and play!

Well, now I'm getting bored.

Apparently Tom and Gisele aren't engaged. If even respectable magazines like People keep crying wolf on this, no one will believe it if/when it really happens, and it won't be reported on, and these two beautiful people might get to live their lives in peace, and where would we be then?!

Officially engaged?

There were rumors a few weeks ago about Tom Brady and Gisele getting engaged which turned out to be false. Apparently, now it's true. Congrats. Now, get ready to play football, Tommy!

My fingers are crossed

We may not have Brady for the rest of the season, but this is still the New England Patriots. Brady didn't win those 18 games last season on his own, just like he didn't lose the Superbowl alone.

Go Pats! Stomp the Jets!

Fuuuuuuuck.

Tom Brady is out for the whole season.

I just...can't believe this happened. I hope Matt Cassel can handle the kind of pressure he's going to be under.

Fuck, man.

Where's the clever combo of their names?

So, this week my favorite quarterback Tom Brady and his beautiful supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen - who I hated when she was with Leo but somehow like a lot with Tom - have moved in together.

But more importantly, Tom is on the cover of Esquire Magazine looking gorgeous.

Football season hasn't even started, but the Super Bowl schedule is already out. The Office has secured the coveted post-superbowl episode slot, and Bruce Springsteen is rumored to be doing the half-time show.

Now if only the Patriots can get their asses in the game. Oh, and actually win it this time.