"Never. Never. Nerver."

I haven't been following the Perez Hilton/Will.I.Am fight all that closely. I guess Perez was assaulted or something after calling Will.I.Am the N word? And then whined about how no one deserves to be violently beaten? (Which, um? Dude? You're a douche to everyone all the time, and you called him the N word. You deserved it). So based on this spoof, I'm guessing Perez made a video or something? I'm not interested enough to search it out myself. My interest in this whole thing begins and ends with Breckin Meyer and Zac Efron being fucking awesome.

Breckin Meyer Responds to Perez Hilton - watch more funny videos

There's a clear reason why Breckin and Seth Green are BFFs.